My six-year-old son just holed his last pair of unholy jeans. Now all of his jeans are holy. It sounds like a good thing, but little boy jeans are one of those things that you want to remain unholy.
They say it's the style to wear holy jeans, but it's not really true. The only holes that are really acceptable in holy jeans are the ones you can tell are pre-made. Pre-made holy jeans are expensive. Holy jeans can be more expensive than unholy jeans, but accidentally hole your unholy jeans and they're now holy rags. What does that say about the advancement of our society?
Well, now off to buy more unholy jeans. Do You want to take bets on how long before they are holed into holy ones again?
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